Terms & Conditions – The Fun (But Still Important) Stuff

Welcome to Haus of GODMACHINE! We know T&Cs aren’t the most thrilling read, but they help keep things running smoothly. By using our site and buying from us, you’re agreeing to these terms—so give them a quick look!

The Essentials

These terms form a legal agreement between you (our awesome customer) and us (GODMACHINE LTD). They outline how you can use our site, shop our goods, and what to expect when dealing with us. By using our website, you’re agreeing to follow these terms and our Privacy Policy.

We also suggest checking out any other policies mentioned here, just so you know exactly where you stand. Transparency is key!

Product Descriptions & Images

We take great care in describing our products accurately, but slight variations (like screen color differences) may occur. To the fullest extent permitted by law, we can’t guarantee that every detail will be 100% perfect.

All images, artwork, and descriptions are here to give you a solid idea of what you're getting. However, they don’t form part of a legal contract—we like to keep things flexible where we can!

Liability (a.k.a. Keeping Things Fair)

We’re here to provide you with great products, but we can’t be held responsible for indirect or consequential losses. Our total liability is limited to the cost of the product or service you purchased.

We also can’t take responsibility for external service providers (like shipping companies or internet providers) doing something out of our control. If there’s an issue, we’ll always do our best to help sort things out.

Playing Nice (Acceptable Use)

We want this website to be a cool place for everyone. By using it, you agree not to:

• Disrupt the site or interfere with other users’ experience.
• Upload anything illegal, offensive, or spammy.
• Violate anyone’s rights (including copyright, trademarks, and privacy).

If you break these rules, we have the right to restrict or suspend your access. Let's keep things fun and fair!

Termination & Suspension

We may need to suspend or end your access to our website without notice if:

• You break any of these terms.
• We can’t verify your details.
• We think your actions might cause legal trouble for us or others.

This doesn’t affect your statutory rights—you’ll always be treated fairly.

Copyright & Trademarks

Everything on this site (artwork, logos, designs, etc.) belongs to GODMACHINE LTD or our licensors. You’re welcome to browse, but copying, modifying, or using our content for commercial purposes without permission is a no-go.

You can download or print pages for personal use, but:

• You must keep them as they are (no modifications!).
• Acknowledge the source (that’s us!).
• Make sure anyone you share them with knows these rules too.

Notices & Contacting Us

If we need to send you any official notices, we’ll do so via email or post. If you need to contact us, email mrs@godmachine.co.uk. We aim to respond as quickly as possible.

Governing Law & Jurisdiction

These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales, and any disputes will be handled in the Welsh courts. If you're outside the UK, make sure you follow your local laws when using our site.

Your Data & Privacy

We take your privacy seriously. We only use your personal info to improve our services and never sell your data. If you want to check what info we hold about you or correct any details, just email us at mrs@godmachine.co.uk.

We also use industry-standard security to protect your information. Transactions on our site are encrypted for safety, so you can shop with confidence.

For full details, check out our Privacy Policy.

Final Word

We might update these terms occasionally. If we do, we’ll post the changes here, and they’ll take effect for new users immediately. If you’re already a customer, you’ll have 14 days to review the changes before they apply to you.

By continuing to use our website, you’re agreeing to these terms. Thanks for being part of Haus of GODMACHINE—we appreciate you!